Hey I'm Kelsey! I'm so pumped you're here!
Snort Laugh, High Swoon, Low Spice Romance
What 📘 are you in the mood for?
Hilarious Sister Series
My bestselling, six-book, contemporary romcom series following one family.
Dystopian Romantasy Trilogy
Drama, fae, found family.
Think Hunger Games + Acotar
Small Town Shenanigans
New funny spin-off series starts with
your next favorite holiday read!
Your Girl's Got Stats:*
*For reference, the average indie fiction author has around 200K page reads, 400 reviews and 500 copies sold!
And Receipts:
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I am blown away, I laughed SO MUCH and I ugly cried, snot included. I cannot wait to read the next one.”
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This story had me both laughing and crying, and I really didn't want it to end. It is so well plotted that I couldn't always tell where it was going, worthy of 10 stars.”
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This series was everything. Man I am a wreck..I have read this series patiently each time Kelsey put out each book and within each book I laughed, cried, felt seen as a woman and read over and over.”
Mattie, Gals Who Read
Helen,
Goodreads Review
Melissa W,
Amazon Reviewer
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Great Show.”
DAVE RAMSEY,
whose team hired Kelsey as their comedian for their women's conference 3x!
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Kelsey absolutely made our Summit this year. Her perfect blend of humor, authenticity and insight was everything our event needed!”
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I believed Kelsey was the perfect fit for our event but man, she blew us all away and exceeded every expectation I had.”
ERICA LEMP,
EVENT PLANNER
Nicole Lindsay-Stevenson,
Event Planner
Some big goals:
500K
fans
NYTimes
best-seller list
Nat'l Tour
stand up + signings
And a Crazy Life Story.
Let me just shoot you straight from the prologue:
I am, squarely, without question a big, fat, creative failure. No really, I detailed them all for you on my embarrassing and inspiring page entitled Kelsey's Idea Graveyard.
After giving up on all of those hopes and dreams, and knowing I couldn't tour anyway since we were hoping to adopt, I had an idea.
In a moment of what if I could write these characters into a novel my books were born. And good thing, because we ended up adoptiNG a sibling group of four AND, shockingly, getting pregnant at the same time. We went from a family of 3 to a family of 8 in under a year. It was as insane as it sounds. Trust me when I say you cannot even and thank the Lord I wasn’t committed to a tour at the time!
As of 2025, I’ve written twelve novels, with a few more outlined. Since our family grew so quickly, my publishing schedule is a lot slower now than it was from 2022-2024! Become a book bestie so you never miss a new release!
Get Personal
My brain in your ears...
The Happy Tears Podcast is comedy meets self-help, offering easy conversations about hard things: motherhood, marriage, ambition, writing, reading and starting over...again. If you see me crying in the supplement aisle at Target, I promise, those are *happy tears.*
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Contact Info:
Listen y'all I don't have an agent or manager or anything fancy I'm out here still answering all my own DMs but I do have an amazeballs assistant, Hannah, reach her by emailing:
{ team at kelseyhumphreys dot com }
